this has been a public service announcement.
I was wating forever for this to come on my dash again.
I will seriously never not reblog this.
this is what im most afraid of
THIS IS MY NEW FAVOURITE LINE
One time during my freshmen year of college I forgot to do a history paper that was worth 20% of my grade and the teacher didn’t accept late work, so I waited until the professor handed back the papers and angrily asked where mine was. The teacher felt so bad for losing it he let me re-do the entire paper and gave me an A-
You fucking champ
“The story about where volcanoes come from”
This is the most beautiful story I’ve ever read about the creation of volcanoes
There is no limit for how many times I will reblog this.
if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion
your uterus is worth $3.2 billion
I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE
Maybe that’s why we get so emotional
did you just make an egg pun